<Cyril Lyric> Yo, this is the thing. They call her Ditzy Doo, not Derpy Hooves Her name is Ditzy Doo Don't like it? Then fuck you.
<Chorus (Mic)> They see her flyin They hatin They try to put her down when she's flyin' derpy Ya know dat she's flyin derpy She's a strong mind Though cross-eyed Still they put her down because she's flyin' derpy Ya know dat she's flyin' derpy
<Lauren G> Yall ponies don’t know me, laugh when you see me fly into a tree, check it up with my ocular disease, assumin’ some low fuckin pedigree
When I’m flying, you know I ain’t lyin, travel with the Doctor screwin’ time an’, never once didja catch me cryin’ just gittin’ straight on all this trait assignin’
I’ve been legit up and down this shit, all my love goes out to my two babies, its ridiculous that you get incredulous about fillies, and all the earth ponies you know dey hate me.
If I got my innocence how come you get my dissonance, my bubble butt luminescence, muffins in your straight-eyed conscience makes your taunts so evanescent
Discrimination like no other, only hardcore bronies are my brothers, every mare with their stuck up druthers can suck on my wings and make them harder
I’m beyond OG that’s simple, I never asked to not be level, but now that I’m here you better lay still, or you’ll get hit with a glock, safe, and an anvil, Welcome to Ponyville
<Chorus> They see her flyin They hatin They try to put her down when she's flyin' derpy Ya know dat she's flyin derpy She's a strong mind Though cross-eyed Still they put her down because she's flyin' derpy Ya know dat she's flyin' derpy
<Mic the Microphone> I've been makin' muffins Stuffin' Letters in your box like nothin' Bluffin' Goin' cross eyed every time I try to fly Droppin' random shit on your head as I soar through the sky
I'm Derpin'. Straight lurkin' in your chicken coop. Just perkin' Up when I hear you all singin' it's ringin' loud clear In my head my head and you know I'm bringin'
Mad skills when I go bobbin' for apples I wear my poker face when I'm dealin' with assholes Make ya frown hard cause I'm always causin' hassles When I'm flyin' in the sky and crash in to the castle
And I hear you laughin' cause ya think I'm crazed With my eyes goin' crossed like I'm in a daze But when you turn yourself around then you will be amazed I hear my muffin tell me, \"SET THE PLACE ABLAZE\"
And you know I'll be the one always workin' hard The most dedicated pony that ya seen by far I got a kid at home. You know I got feed her Don't let the look in my eyes ever decieve ya
I'm a queen; A being of higher standards I'm gonna blow your mind; leave no room from banter Everypony take a look I'll set the pace at Canter I'm fly filly; Best around. You know it can't hurt.
<Chorus> They see her flyin They hatin They try to put her down when she's flyin' derpy Ya know dat she's flyin derpy She's a strong mind Though cross-eyed Still they put her down because she's flyin' derpy Ya know dat she's flyin' derpy