MICHAEL: Sittin' in my office with a plate of grilled bacon, call my man Dwight just to see what was shakin'. DWIGHT: Yo Mike, our town is dope and pretty. MICHAEL: So check out how we live MICHAEL & DWIGHT: In the Electric City! MICHAEL: They call it Scranton. DWIGHT: What? MICHAEL: The Electric City. Scranton. DWIGHT: What? MICHAEL: The Electric City. Call poison control if you're bit by a spider. DWIGHT: But check that it's covered by your health care provider! MICHAEL: You like coal mines and you wanna see 'em, Well, check it out, yo, the Anthracite Museum! Plenty of space in the parking lot. DWIGHT: But the little cars go in the compact spot MICHAEL & DWIGHT: Spot, spot, spot, spot ... Scranton. What? The Electric City. Scranton. What? The Electric City. Scranton. What?.....