Verse 1a Mum & Dad you'd better sit down cause I'v got tell u, no messing around now I got let you in on my secret I'll tell the truth so u'd better believe it
Verse 1b Skipping and a mincing, I'm on my way Dressing up girly, it's a queer queer day Musical's and shopping a toned behind If mum can't tell then she must be blind.
Pre Chorus: It's time to tell the truth Confess to you
Chorus: Hey mum, big surprise, Wha'd u think I did with all those guys? Hey dad, you don't look so smiley, I'm as queer as Elton John and Kylie! Yeah.......
Verse 2a Mum & Dad do you remember when I was 12 years old and had that friend We spent our days just like brothers Spent the night's, under the cover's
Verse 2b Queen of the desert & king of the town Come here boi and polish my crown Musical's and shopping a toned behind If dad can't tell he must be blind.
2Pre Chorus: It's time to tell the truth Confess to you
Chorus: Hey mum, big surprise, Wha'd u think I did with all those guys? Hey dad, you don't look so smiley, I'm as queer as Elton John and Kylie! Hey mum, big surprise, Wha'd u think I did with all those guys? Hey dad, look at me, I'm as queer as freddy mercury (back to pre chorus 2)