Oh Ye ladies of merry England Who have been to kiss the Duchess's hand, Pray, did you lately observe in the show A noble Italian called Signior Dildo?
This Signior was one of her Highness's train Who helped to conduct her over the main; But now she cries out, 'To the Duke I will go, I have no more need for Signior Dildo.' The good Lady Sandys broke into a laught' To see how the ballocks came wobbling aft
Our dainty fine duchesses have got a trick To dote on a fool for the sake of his prick, The fops were undone did their graces but know The discretion and vigour of Signior Dildo. This signior is sound, safe, ready, and dumb Then away with these nasty devices, and show How you rate the just merit of Signior Dildo.