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Let me tell you a little story.

Over 200 years ago we had a Great French Revolution.

And one day there were three gentleman about to have their heads cut off at the guillotine.

A priest, a lawyer and a physicist just like me, about to have my head cut off.

Well they put the priests head on the guillotine.

They asked him:
- Do you have any last word before we cut your head off?

And the priest said:
- Yes. Yes!
He said:
- God! God from above shall set me free.

Well [неразборчиво] run the blade. They raised the blade. The blade came down "SHWISHHHHH!".
And it stopped right before it hits the neck of the priest!

The mob went crazy! They have never seen this before! A miracle!

Then they said:
- Let's [lead] us a lawyer.

Yeah. They put the lawyers head on the chopping block.
And they asked him "Do you have any last word?".

And he said:
- Yes. Maybe justice. JUSTICE shall set me free!

Well [неразборчиво] run the blade. They raised the blede. The blade came down "SHWISHHHHH!".
And stopped right before it hits the neck of the lawyer!

This time the people went crazy. ........ Peaple will say "Let it be a holyday!".
God has spoken today. Justice has spoken today! And now let's see about the physicist.

Well they put the physicist's head on the chopping block. And they asked him "Do you have any last word?".

And he said:
- Yes. Yeah, I've got the last word.
And he said now:
- I don't know too much about God. And I know even less about law! But I do know one thing. If you look up, you'll see that the rope is stuck on the pulley.
And then he said:
- If you'll remove the rope the blade could come down real good.

Big mistake. Biiiiiiiiiig mistake :-)

Well the block came down, the blade came down and the poor physicists head came down. And the lesson is:

Sometimes you have to know when to keep your mouth shut

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