Drugs, up in the club. I don't wanna dance. I wanna get numb. Drugs, my bitches and thugs, we never come down, 'cause we're living it up.
Verse 1: Dear mom, Dibbo-Dad, I can't tell you all the fun I've had, I've been up, down, round' and round'. I ain't slept for a year and a half now. Class clown with nobody laughing. Avalon, bored and on the plastic. Corny bastards caught and trapped. I take Phantom and get there faster. While a black crackhead tranny licks my asscrack in a black Trans Am with a cracked Tranny black. Your shit is whack. So am I, when I'm drunk and high, but it don't seem to matter 'cause the kids still vibe. Ching-Ching, baby buy me a ring, and I'll walk down the streets like the white Jay-Z. (Hahahaha) (Stop, Stop)
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Verse 2: Dear John, Giggly-Jang, I had to leave town in a blaze of flames. Shit got hot like a lazer beam. Kids gathered around, there was crazy screams. Little baby shouldn't see these things. Dad half dead with a needle in his Wee-Wee. See me on MTV on MDMA. I gave VD to the VJ. Comin' in at number one, I got a bullet with your name already loaded in my gun. Now, baby tell me what you really want.
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Verse 3: Dear dad, Mother Mary, Whole Jury hanging from an apple tree. Avalon, Hung like a donkey. Fresh-I-Lonkey. Come on little mommy. Textbook maniac, hijacked a train and crashed. Jesse James Dean is my name. I pray to Cadillac. Game's so tight, pussy lips drip spit. Lick clitorisises from here to Brazil. (????)