I really love my Alcohol It makes me really Queer I start myself with Bourbon Wash it down with some cheap beer And then I chug some Red Wine Drinking Vodka is not enough Don't give me Gin and Tonic Man that drink is pussy stuff Then I go for some Jack Daniels But I add a little twist I throw some Absynthe in the cup To make the bestest mix Now I'm starting to feel the buzz But I'm still a ways away Man I better drink this Green Label Six glasses makes my day Now I think it's safe to say That I'm no longer in a funk *hic* Cause I've drunk enough to kill a horse I'm finally fucking drunk! *thud*