In the summer you'll be walking along yeah in you longshorts or your tunic or what ever your wearing Any you go through the long grass and what happens is you get little seeds on your socks Little furry round ball seeds, you cant get em off And you walk, I dunno, maybe 4, 5 or 6 miles and the seeds come off And plants grow in new places, yeah Seed distribution, Think its cool
Thats fine, yeah i dont mind that Plants have got to grow in new places and they cant walk fair enough But the other day i was sat at the bustop in my hipsters All of a sudden i felt the back of them being tugged i looked down And there's a cheese plant on his hands and knees packing my socks with seeds i couldnt believe it And i went I know what your up to you cheeky little sap go on then and He was packing them in i had huge boots made of seeds i was like puss in boots And i went to leave and i got about half way down the road and he went ahhh are you going past a library and i went yeah i might be He went can you take these books back for us I thought he's taking the mick I went they best not be overdue or you'll see the back of my hand And when i left again i got to the corner and he went ahhh if your going past a petrol garage can you get us some kingsize rizlas i went what you smoke drugs? he went wha? what? cmon, what smoke my own people? Ahhh you sicken me, i cant believe youd say such a thing. What am i a cannibal, arrr crikey And i went alright mate, sorry
And i carried on walking and he went and err can you get us some pringles or some mars bars or some.. some kind of crispy.. you know crisps and some chocolate coz i get a bit hungry after ive had a smoke and i went you do smoke drugs and he went right thats it i'm going to come at you like blazing ian And he just ran at me like that and i thought alright ill take you on and we had a big scrap outside boots
We were there had him in a head lock like that and he had all the skin under my neck and i was just reeling him around like a par? and we were just finghting in a huge sea of botanical fistycuffs we didnt know what was happening, it was crazy and i thought, thats it youve done it now i mean coz im from the streets im gonna whip you up like a fizzy toucan
an i thought an i though an i thought an i though an i thought your gonna get the elbow so i ran to the top of the street and i came at him with huge lances two of them ?look he'd gone there was a massive weeping willw there and and old gnarly oak tree I looked up and the cheese plant in the background just behind them and the weeping willow went dont touch him he's one of us and i though oh yeah and then the big gnarly oak tree with a barrel chest like curt douglas came out and went ok picking on the little guy, how about a few rounds with grandpa and he just tensed his wooden muscle and i though woah no fair and i just legged it, ran all the way home, that was a close scrape i tell you what though, got home, some bracken had put my window through