Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse (hey, what up girl?) Grab my breezer, I'm out the door I'm gonna be really loud (let's go)
'Cause I don't care who I piss off, yeah I'm a real big sinner Sometimes I eat my dessert Before my dinner
Taking odd socks on my toes, toes Taking off all of my clothes, clothes Feeling over-exposed, So I put back all of my clothes (put 'em back on)
Flush before I wee, wee Get arrested daily, ly Trying to get a peek of some titties
I'm mad, really bad But don't tell my mum 'n' dad Pucker up, kiss my butt 'Cause I'm bloody fucking nuts Hear the bass, skinny waist Now let's copy 'Poker Face' like Whoa, whoa, oh oh, whoa whoa, oh oh
I'm mad, really bad But don't tell my mum 'n' dad Pucker up, kiss the nut 'Cause it sells to be a slut Hear the bass, skinny waist Now let's copy 'Poker Face' like Whoa whoa oh oh, whoa whoa oh oh
I stay out 'til eleven when my curfew is ten "Goodnight Sweetie, sleep well" SHUT UP MUM, I'm ON MSN!
Now the girls are lining up Because we're pussy sailin' But we punch 'em in the mouth If they're not Sarah Palin
Talkin' 'bout doin' things we'll regret, 'gret Menthol cigarette, 'rette Butt plugs in his pet WHOA! WHOA... whoa...
Text sex on my Samsung, Not telling Dad Mum rung, rung Have sex with Alexa Chung By telling her I'm well hung (I'm, I'm, I'm quite well hung)
I'm mad, really bad But don't tell my mum 'n' dad Pucker up, kiss my butt 'Cause I'm bloody fucking nuts Hear the bass, skinny waist Now let's copy 'Poker Face' like Whoa whoa oh oh, whoa whoa oh oh
I'm mad, really bad But don't tell my mum 'n' dad Pucker up, kiss the nut 'Cause it sells to be a slut Hear the bass, skinny waist Now let's copy 'Poker Face' like Whoa whoa oh oh, whoa whoa oh oh
This is the part where the rap breaks down This is the part where the drums go POW This is the part where your balls sag down This is the part where your pants go brown This is the part when your Dad goes off on a cold Christmas Eve to get some more milk, but he never comes Back and seventeen years later you find out he's with a whole Fucking family with some Spanish bitch and he doesn't even Know your fucking name anymore!
SHUT THE FUCK UP! (Crying) ... I'm sorry
I'm mad, really bad But don't tell my mum 'n' dad Pucker up, kiss my butt 'Cause I'm bloody fucking nuts Hear the bass, skinny waist Now let's copy 'Poker Face' like Whoa whoa oh oh, whoa whoa oh oh
I'm mad, really bad But don't tell my mum 'n' dad Pucker up, kiss the nut 'Cause it sells to be a slut Hear the bass, skinny waist Now let's copy 'Poker Face' like Whoa whoa oh oh, whoa whoa oh oh
Just dance Bad Romance Now let's copy 'Poker Face' like Whoa whoa oh oh, whoa whoa oh oh...