Look at all the toys I got Look at all the things I need Look at all the toys I got Look at all the mouths I feed
Have I got a wonderful deal for you What belongs to me belongs to you I understand what you're going through I know the point to push you to
My policy helps me helps you Generosity helps me helps you Conspiracy helps me helps you Put you trust in me I'll help you too
Look at all the things I've done Look at all the rights I wrong The means will justify the end For you to save and me to spend Cos I've got a great idea you see What belongs to you belongs to me I know just what you wanna do I know how I can get there too
Hypocrisy helps me helps you Democracy helps me helps you Ideology helps me helps you Put your trust in me I'll help you through