I'm naughty, not so nice Someone who wants you dead. Know when you're sleeping and I know when you wake. Got a shot for your folks and I'm hiding under your bed.
Got your cookies, got your milk Got my shotgun trained on the chimney Stole my woman and all I want for Christmas is to kick your ass! All I want for Christmas is to kick your ass!
White big gloves, satin suit looking down on me from your sleigh All I wanted was my blue eyed babe but with his sack and his grin he winked and they rolled away
Got your cookies, got your milk Got my pit bull chained to the chimney Stole my woman and all I want for Christmas is to kick your ass! All I want for Christmas is to kick your ass! Yeah!
Got a list, I checked it once. No need to check it twice. All I know is tonight I'm gonna pound ya Take my woman and you're gonna pay the price. Got the ghost of Christmas present You're the ghost of Christmas past Stole my woman and all I want for Christmas is to kick your ass! All I want for Christmas is to kick your ass! All I want for Christmas is to kick your ass! All I want for Christmas is to kick your ass! All I want for Christmas... All I want for Christmas... All I want for Christmas... All I want for Christmas... (fade)