I do know by any means That my cat does not like beans And I also know for sure That my cat dislikes "The Cure".
Cause she's a cold-wave-kitty, Chewing bubblegum. She grew up in Notre Dame And as a cold-wave-pussy She's got the groove. Klitty-Kitties just know how to move.
Pay one dollar to witness how a regular sized cat Destroys your house in less than five minutes.
Yeah, I only know one thing: If my cat starts to sing, Man, I tell you, that's no lie, You will kiss your goddamn hard-rock-ass "Good Bye".
PicketyPucketyPum, Come out and show your bum. Sticky fingers in my pocket, Rusty lightbulps in your sockets. PicketyPucketyPuck, Today you had bad luck. The cold-wave-cats are here to stay, And you're shitfaced like fuck.