The little old lady from Pasadena Go granny, go granny, go granny go Has a pretty little flower bed of white gardenias Go granny, go granny, go granny go But parked in her rickety old garage Is a brand new shiny red Super Stock Dodge
And everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner Than the little old lady from Pasadena She drives real fast and she drives real hard She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard
It's the little old lady from Pasadena
If you see her on the street don't try to choose her Go granny, go granny, go granny go You might drive a goer but you'll never lose her Go granny, go granny, go granny go Well, she's gonna get a ticket now sooner or later 'Cause she can't keep her foot off the accelerator
And everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner Than the little old lady from Pasadena She drives real fast and she drives real hard She's a terror of Colorado Boulevard
It's the little old lady from Pasadena
~Instrumental~ Go granny, go granny, go granny go ~Instrumental~ Go granny, go granny, go granny go The guys come to race her from miles around But she'll give 'em a length then she'll shut 'em down
And everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner Than the little old lady from Pasadena She drives real fast and she drives real hard She's a terror out on Colorado Boulevard
It's the little old lady from Pasadena
Go granny, go granny, go granny go Granny go Go granny, go granny, go granny go Granny go Go granny, go granny, go granny go Granny go Go granny, go granny, go granny go Granny go