There was this cat I knew back home where I was bred He never listened to a single thing his mother said He never used the litter box He made a mess in the hall That's why they sent him to a vet To cut off both his ba...ba...ba... Boy, that wasn't fun, fun, fun He never learns You can have fun, fun, fun But less is more They may ship you off to school so rein it in a little We can't spell "fun" without "U" in the middle