Yeah, I'm driving down the road, and there's a truck, I'm gonna flip him off There comes a toll both, let me move my hands so I can roll down my window Dundun dun dudun
"I need exact change only." "Here's 5 bucks." "I said exact change only." "Here's 50 bucks!" "What part of exact change don't you understand?" "Well, fuck you guy!" "I'm gonna call the cops on your ass." "I'll fuck you in the face." dundun dun dun
I'm still driving down the road, and there's another fucking truck, I'm gonna flip him off again... YEAH What? Another toll booth, this is getting old, gonna roll down my window...
"I still need exact change only." "Here's 5 bucks."" "I said exact change only." "50 bucks!" "Get out your damn quarters already!" "Well, fuck you dude!" "I'm gonna call them up again." "Well fuck you in the face!" dundun dun dun
I'm still driving down the road, and that damn semi just hit my front fender... FLY THE BIRD! What? Another tollbooth, this is getting stupid, I'm gonna take care of this dundun dun dudun
Bla blablabla blabla blabla bla whatever "Here's 5 bucks." Blablabla blabla blabla bla bla "Here's 50 bucks, shut up!" Bla blablabla blabla blabla bla bla "Well fuck your ass." Bla blablabla blabla blabla bla bla "In the face." dudun dun dun
I can't still believe I'm on this road but here I...TRUCK, I'm flipping it off again... dow dow dow What? Another tollbooth! dammit, damn damn damndamn damn
"I've reported you already." "Here's 5 bucks." "I don't take bribes from your kind." "50 bucks." "Your ass is so screwed." "Well, fuck you dude." "I'm calling them up right now." "Well fuck your face." dudunn dun dun...