Mike Polk Jr. - Fuck you hipsters! | Текст песни

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• Mike Polk Jr.
• Fuck you hipsters!

Isn't it confusing
To scare so very much about appearing to care so very little,
How exhausting that must be,
And isn't it ironic, to be obsessed with irony that you are yourself ironic
In your love of irony,

Fuck you hipsters fuck you hipsters,
Get a fucking life, and get a fucking job
Fuck you hipsters, fuck you hipsters,

Shave that shitty bread, you trendy fucking slob,
Hiding behind your non-
Prescription black rimmed glasses with a Pabst blue Ribbon Beer buzz
As your method of escape
What a shame you're not allowed to enjoy popular music
Only bands that no ones heard of that sound like dolphins being raped

Fuck you hipsters, Fuck you hipster
If I want to like Van Halen, I'll fucking like Van Halen
Fuck you hipsters, fuck you hipsters

Those jeans are so tight I can see your balls