Isn't it confusing To scare so very much about appearing to care so very little, How exhausting that must be, And isn't it ironic, to be obsessed with irony that you are yourself ironic In your love of irony,
Fuck you hipsters fuck you hipsters, Get a fucking life, and get a fucking job Fuck you hipsters, fuck you hipsters,
Shave that shitty bread, you trendy fucking slob, Hiding behind your non- Prescription black rimmed glasses with a Pabst blue Ribbon Beer buzz As your method of escape What a shame you're not allowed to enjoy popular music Only bands that no ones heard of that sound like dolphins being raped
Fuck you hipsters, Fuck you hipster If I want to like Van Halen, I'll fucking like Van Halen Fuck you hipsters, fuck you hipsters