Just wakin up in the morning gotta thank Jobs I dunno but today seems kinna odd Hella email, got no spam All these fools straight obsessed with my instagrams Morning fitness on the Wii, you know I do Girls textin me as I rock a Warrior Two JAMBOX blastin' so you know I packed it Forgot to lock up the bike, nobody jacked it Organic produce to my door all pre-pay Damn. Bout to be a nice little Wednesday
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Thirty minutes late but my game's still tight Got a blast that the boss is at an off-site Now it's feet up, time to chill Angry Birds cause I always got some pigs to kill Troubleshooting for the cuties, that's my joint Backrubs as I re-install her PowerPoint My deal's almost tipped, could use one more You want in on a self-guided Segway tour?
Sixty deep for the line at the taco truck Guess what? The intern's gonna let me cut Going nuts on the guac, extra layer They show respect cause they know that I'm the mayor On a conference call and I'm feelin no stress This thing's wireless, act like you're not impressed Closing deals from the Valley to Bombay Turnin' out to be a nice little Wednesday
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Later on in the evening got it going off Sick wine and cheese rager up in my loft Keds so fresh, they know not to step Don't call it plaid, it's a gingham check Get me in the game and I'm trouble Droppin bounce shots in and they countin double Camera phones flash when we take the tourney Now put your head back and move it like Bernie Checked my hip and got a re-tweet from AK! Gotta say it's been a nice little Wednesday