There's a photo of me being kissed by a dude and Annie Leibovitz tried to get me nude. For those of you who think that's very crude, I'm sorry that I'm not perfect.
I never stole a necklace or got a D-U-I. Never cheated on my wife like that golfer guy. So what you could see, a little boob from the side? I'm sorry that I'm not perfect.
And sure I danced on a pole and people called it sinning, but at least I didn't date a porn star, and tell everyone i'm winning.
(Kristen Wiig) You didn't make a dirty tape and pass It along. You didn't text a photo of your dong.
(Miley) Don't both of these things seem worse than a bong? I'm Sorry. So Sorry. I'm really Sorry, that I'm not PERFECT!