We took turns eating cake that looked like a flag And watched the fireworks and I swear I smelled the liars burn Troubled aquarian doing equestrian things And a hairy centaur involved in too many Ponzi schemes Lay on the bathroom tile and think of Billy Mays And how to make a girl smile in a myriad of silly ways Listen to the Shins and learn how to sing the right notes Dream of dorsal fins when manning all the lifeboats Abandoned baggage in the carousel I hear Paris is swell this time of year I guess I'm kind of weird Daydreaming of Logan's Run then recline a gear I'm fine here (I'm fine here) I have very soft skin and write young adult fiction like Gary Paulsen I'm Frida Kahlo Your Instagram is pics of pita chips and deer tallow Condense a rap song into a question, then mutter it
(I wrote this song in green pen)
Eating brownies, I don't know why I'm frowning It all happened before I could remember (Pass the milk, pass the milk)
Run a BBW tumblr blog and forget the password I may be speaking too soon but this is a disaster Like old people in modern sneakers I saw a Book of Mormon with a congregation of true believers I'm humbled eating lemon bars I would never waste a daydream on seven cars I have hella smarts and nudie parts that I never show I think I'm a noticeably negro Euthyphro
Eating brownies, I don't know why I'm frowning It all happened before I could remember (Pass the milk, pass the milk) (Alright, boy. There you go)
Hey, dude You like this weird rap song? It's me, KOOL A.D The other fool on the weird rap song A mellow number, 3 minutes, it doesn't last long Some fools might tell you it's whack, but I think that that's wrong Really, in fact, I think it's tight That's right Wrote this on a carcass of a lion by lamp light That was a reference to another KOOL A.D. rap line The last time I said "candle light" instead of "lamp light" Get it? So that's like about progress I'm Michael Ondaatje kissing on your mom in a prom dress Meaning like she's in a prom dress, not me I guess, um, that was obvious probably But shit, you never know Fools cry over spilled milk and argue over whether a leather kilt is hetero In my humble, I gotta say is probably just, um, better to let it go I feel like Leonard Cohen And I don't even know if I can name a Leonard Cohen track Is Leonard Cohen wack? That's rhetorical, you don't need to answer that I'm Dave Bowie, I mutter question raps for the answer, man Like mice, I might turn butter to milk like "catch me if you can" Chris Walken how I'm talking, kriss-krossing on your walkman She sucking on a dick like it's a tall can Pass the Four Loko I'm a leader at last to my local folks, but still broke though Fuck the Beatles, go Yoko You know, bro?