Please Don't Wish Me A Merry Christmas (ft. squidfeatures, borja, PorchCat, Platinum Butterfly)
Life itself is magical Without lies about Santa Claus Gift giving can so fun Without becoming buying drones Stories about virgin birth Stories taken word for word From books that have been translated Too many times to count Are just stories to me, so…
Please don’t wish me a Merry Christmas (ho, ho, ho) Please just skip to a Happy New Year (fa-la-la) Please don’t wish me a Merry Christmas (ho, ho, ho) Though I hope yours is filled of love and cheer.
Yes, I am an atheist And you can call me a scrooge Cuz I’m a fan of reason And don’t partake in Religious celebrations But I do like to have fun And I’m up for friendly hugs Just please respect this one request from me…
Please don’t wish me a Merry Christmas (ho, ho, ho) Please just skip to a Happy New Year (fa-la-la) Please don’t wish me a Merry Christmas (ho, ho, ho) Though I hope yours is filled of love and cheer.
I’ll drink down some vegan nog Without the egg but extra rum I’ll have a green and red cookie Because I love eating sweets A sled ride sounds exciting And let’s build a snow person Together we can have some secular fun if you…
Please don’t wish me a Merry Christmas (ho, ho, ho) Please just skip to a Happy New Year (fa-la-la) Please don’t wish me a Merry Christmas (ho, ho, ho) Though I hope yours is filled of love and cheer.
To those who don’t believe To those who are unsure Please know you’re not alone No, you aren’t Just cuz we don’t congregate Or have our own holiday Doesn’t mean we can’t have fun While bein’ true to ourselves.
Please don’t wish me a Merry Christmas (ho, ho, ho) Please just skip to a Happy New Year (fa-la-la) Please don’t wish me a Merry Christmas (ho, ho, ho) Though I hope yours is filled of love and cheer.