CONDESCE Well, well, well, what have we here? The Prince of Heart, huh? Oh, I'm really scared So you're the human who's woken up on Derse, ha, ha, ha You're joking, you're joking Let me see your eyes You're joking me, you must be This can't be the right guy He's anime, he's yaoi I don't know which is worse I guess I'll have to knock him off His highest, princely horse
When the new Black Queen says You're going to fail your mission You should pay attention now 'Cause I'm the Condescension And if you aren't bowing There's something very wrong Because I won't let you get away Once you've heard the Condesce song
Obey, Obey, Obey Because I'm the Condescension
CONDESCE Well if I'm feeling crafty And I've found that you're awake I might just bake a special batch Of alpha children cake! And don't you know the dreamer That makes the whole thing work? A Crocker cake is not complete without a little Dirk~!
Oh, yes Whoa-ohhhh Oh, yes, I'm the Condescension
DIRK You like to think you're the mastermind? Well I'm alive so you're behind. Ya can't restrain the Strider bane, Cuz news flash Pinky, I'm the Brain.
CONDESCE You're joking, you're joking I can't believe this boy Lord English, are you hearing this? This nonsensical ploy It's pathetic, it's tiring Your blood is just so low So now, I think it's about time That I turn you into dough
DIRK Every human has this blood color...
CONDESCE I guess that means you all should die then. Fufufu...
Whooooooa~
On 2x3 prong day The whole world's fate was sealed Because I'm a mean Dersite Queen And I change the playing field It's much more fun, I must confess When the advantage becomes all mine I'll take you all out, one by one And this game'll turn out fine
DIRK Just abandon your goals Oh Queen of Trolls You're on the shit list of the destroyer of souls
CONDESCE Oh, human, you're something The facade that you present Only shows that you just do not know Who you are up against It's worse than you imagine You haven't got a prayer How do you expect to outrun him When he is already there?