06. Duke, You Used To Be Cool (Duke Nukem Forever)
'96 you were the king of the world Badass in every way Huntin' the invaders yeah a smooth operator Kickin' ass and savin' the day
DUKE: 'Hey, that's not fair!' Fans: 'Who are you supposed to be now??' DUKE: 'Don't you know who I am?' Fans: 'You're an out of date, redundant sacred cow !!'
Duke (Duke!) You used to be cool But you gotta make your mind up if you're modern or old school Duke (Duke!) You used to be cool Learn to kick ass again and get rid of that lame 2 weapon rule And then the world might not be so cruel...
So we waited for your regal return How could we know you'd become A fuckin' pussy hidin' behind a wall Shit- I guess you found more gum
DUKE: 'Things have changed in 12 years' Fans: 'You've become a wimp since then!' DUKE: 'Shit - gettin' drunk off one beer' Fans: 'You should still be sober after ten!'
Duke (Duke) You used to be cool But you gotta make your mind up if you're modern or old school Duke (Duke) You used to be cool Learn to kick ass again and get rid of that lame 2 weapon rule And then the world might not be so cruel...
'Now I'm really pissed off'
And the aliens say...
'WE WANT YOUR WOMEN!! WE WANT YOUR WOMEN!!! GIVE US YOUR WOMEN!!! GIVE US YOUR WOMEN!!!'
Duke (Duke) You used to be cool But you gotta make your mind up if you're modern or old school Duke (Duke) You used to be cool Learn to kick ass again and get rid of that lame 2 weapon rule And then the world might not be so cruel...