Well I'm a foul mouth, deranged, alcoholic space pirate Livin' in disarray I got a pissed off cybernetic robot friend And man, we're gonna ruin your day
Crash landed on this planet and some psycho attacked us So we shot him in the balls and kicked him into a cactus Now a thousand angry mutant wanna come out and play All hell is breakin' loose and I like it this way!
Cause there's a Storm comin'! Bullets gettin hot, hear those Guns drummin' Somebody's gettin' shot, there's a Storm comin'! About to lose control of your Rear plumbing Fire in your hole!! Fire in your hole!!
Got a cold, hard grudge and revenge is the goal Now it's time to sing the murder blues Got your name etched into my brain and my soul Sarrano, time to pay your dues
Sixty thousand ways for these psychos to die Bottle rocket up your butt and send you into the sky Kick you off of cliffs and buildings, laugh at you as you fall Take a power drill and skewer you into a wall! Cause there's a Storm comin'! Bullets gettin hot, hear those Guns drummin' Somebody's gettin' shot, there's a Storm comin'! About to lose control of your Rear plumbing Fire in your hole!! Fire in your hole!!
Now we stumbled on a girl named Trischka Another lunatic for our crew She keeps threatenin' to murder my manly bits Lady what the hell is wrong with you?
That's right... comin' for ya! Whoo!
Cause there's a Storm comin'! Bullets gettin hot, hear those Guns drummin' Somebody's gettin' shot, there's a Storm comin'! About to lose control of your Rear plumbing Fire in your hole!! Fire in your hole!!