I Suck At Call Of Duty (A humorous look at a bad COD player)
I Suck At Call Of Duty
I suck... you suck I suck at Call Of Duty
I try to run and gun yeah, MP5 or UMP But every corner that I turn, somebody's shankin' me I switch over to Noob-tube, RPG and Semtex class But spend most of the game exploding my own stupid ass
They tell me I'm as useless as a stripper with no booty My friend I'm inclined to agree 'cos I suck [YOU SUCK!] I suck at Call Of Duty!
[YOU SUCK]
I watch videos by Blame Truth. Thunder, Hutch, Seananners too I get myself all psyched up thinkin' 'I can do that too!' I get online and my excitement turns into dismay I rage and swear as 10th prestiges kick my ass all day
They tell me I'm as useless as a stripper with no booty My friend I'm inclined to agree 'cos I suck [YOU SUCK!] I suck at Call Of Duty!
Even when I think I'm in the zone Still get sniped on Overgrown No Scope, Quick-Scope - not a clue Dyin's all I ever do, yeah
I certainly ain't Grizz
I try camping in a corner with a claymore and my rangers But my hands start shakin' and my brain starts achin' at the very first sign of danger I can Noob-Tube, tac-knife, M16-Red-Dot it's all the same I'll still go minus 50 kills in every freakin game!
They tell me I'm as useless as a stripper with no booty My friend I'm inclined to agree 'cos I suck [YOU SUCK!] I suck at Call Of Duty! [There's no hope for me] I suck at Call Of Duty! [Can't even get a UAV]