Well I'm a military man with a heart of lead I got a floating M4 stickin' out of my head Got a cacophonous captain always screaming at me I got the Burgertown blues times Infinity
I was the brightest in my unit got the tightest of training So why am I down on the range learning basic aiming? Guess I must have got my screws knocked loose in a fight Cause I don't even remember how to aim down sights
Now that the training is done we're on a chopper to war Captain Noisy is yelling and telling us what we're here for The mission is critical with volition political I could question it but I ain't feeling too analytical
Cause a dude on a rooftop with an RPG Just sent us spinning around 360 degrees Like a pre-pubescent sniper on 10 sensitivity I spin in circles with a bunch of dudes yelling at me
Cause I'm the shooter guy, shooter guy Laws of physics and logic need not apply I'm the shooter guy, shooter guy As long as I got my wall I will never die
360 no-scope triple collateral guys OH MY GOD headshot bitch! I'm a sniper!
Now the world it is fading and my vision's degrading Through slow motion I'm wading with the bad guys invading Look around in a blur and see the bodies and blood I get control of my legs again and I crawl through the mud
Snipers on ledges wearin bulletproof apparel Why are those idiots standing next to those flammable barrels? Red containers of death make for easy kills They must spend a fortune on the fuel bill
I got a secret vacuum cleaner from my shirt to my pants Sucks up ammo off the floor straight into my hands Just gotta walk over bodies now I refill when I kill Teabag your necrotic face for homoerotic thrills
I take a rocket to the face and a shot to the balls But it's ok I got my good friend Chest High Wall Hiding in cover behind my wall I will hover And in a couple of seconds I will be fully recovered
Cause I'm the shooter guy, shooter guy Laws of physics and logic need not apply I'm the shooter guy, shooter guy As long as I got my wall I will never die
That's right SOAP!
So now I'm right in the battle explosions roar and they rattle All of the grunts in my unit are getting slaughtered like cattle Stupid morons keep running out in front of my shots Then they bitch at me for shooting them, who programmed these bots?
And just when I'm in the zone and the murder's becoming fun Here comes the heavy armoured chopper with the big minigun I waste a thousand freakin' bullets and it's still not down Oh look, a launcher's lying conveniently on the ground
Boom goes the rocket that I pulled out of my pocket Got an infinite stash and no armour's gonna block it Now we got a locked door blocking my route But Captain Noisy has a key in the shape of his boot
We go sneaking and a peeking through the enemy base Into the fire we race, bodies all over the place Holding x is effective to achieve our objective 'Get to the chopper!' is our final directive
I'm the shooter guy, shooter guy Laws of physics and logic need not apply I'm the shooter guy, shooter guy As long as I got my wall I will never die
Cause I'm the shooter guy, shooter guy I'm a walkin' talkin' cliche this I can't deny I'm the shooter guy, shooter guy As long as I got my wall I will never die
Middle class white kids rapping Is so Ghetto Я военный человек с сердцем как из свинца, Торчит летучий М4 у меня из лица Истеричный капитан всё время в ухо кричит И Бургертаун у меня уже вот здесь вот сидит
Я был отличником сложнейшей боевой подготовки Так почему ж меня тут учат целит