Alright, alright, alright! Miranda Sings in the house! Let's break it down y'all. All right, here we go.
Hey you, over there, with the porn hair; I've got what you need. Hey you, there bro, with the cameltoe! Come on, just follow my lead!
A new dance is here, and I fear my dear, that you're all looking like hoes. So cover your back and your chesticle crack, 'Coz here is how it goes.
Put your legs up high, Poke your neighbour in the eye, Paint a rainbow in the sky, And wipe until it's dry. Now twerk like me, just don't make it slutty. It's as easy as can be, so follow me!
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Let's do it again! (Do the Miranda, oh yeah) (Do the Miranda)