The only words of courtship Ever uttered to me "This will do, this will do" So let me utter once more The universal truth: The great dark man is a lie Is not alive Is a lie
If I had to be missed by that meteorite I'll try and prove a point to the Aborigines Who say I don't have the right I'll varnish my toenails to this end On military recruitment I will not pretend Cos' anyone can get killed
So look at me Sir how could I hope to solicit anyone With my hennaed hair it's abundantly clear And in the broad daylight In a crowded street I just proved the police are liars They are liars Disguised as human beings They are liars
If I had to be missed by that meteorite I'll try and prove a point to the Aborigines Who say that I'm not alive
My only problem is that I look like a male whore Thank you father for Acknowledging at least a part of my problem I shall be leaving here soon And I promise you sincerely That I shall try not to come back I will not come back Not till you're dead And what a nuisance