Star date: Captain’s log, a planet on the edge of space has been discovered. To my surprise it’s teeming with life, but of cognitive thought there is no sign. The scout party we sent to find some intelligence sent us back an incomprehensible message that read, omg Captain James T. did you see my tweet? These life forms turned out to be zombies. 911 bmu Scotty. :( #enterprisecrew. Someone tell me what this nonsense means. Someone get Mr. Spock on the line, and have Dr. McCoy waiting on stand-bye. Something down there has made them forget how to read and write. I need an evac quick, doubletime. The scout party we sent expressed to us intent To stay behind and socialize in a poorly written message that read, omg Captain James T. did you see my tweet? We’re gaining popularity, 2000 friends this week and growing. ;) #enterprisecrew. Someone tell me what this nonsense means. We boldly go where none have gone before. I’ve fought klingons and lizard-men but this is unacceptable. It’s unlike anything I’ve ever seen. A whole world reduced to vegetables, staring at a screen. Take em to the bridge, I said take em to the bridge You can’t call them friends if you have never met and never spoke. If these friends were my crew they’d be in red shirts and dead 10 minutes ago. You can’t call them friends if you have never met and never spoke. If these friends were my crew they’d be in red shirts and dead 10 minutes ago. Captain James T, do you think this situation's fine? Captain James T, you must be out of your Vulcan mind Captain James T, why can't you see what's goin on? Captain James T, it's a KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!