Everything I need to know, I learned from watching my TV, But I’m afraid that it has had a serious effect on me. My head’s stuck in the seventies, I can’t be fashionable or hip, And it has influenced what I look for In all of my relationships.
Can’t handle independent women with their modern ways, I need a woman like the ones I saw on Saturdays.
Be my Doctor Who girl, With a trusting face, Patient and understanding As I drag you through time and space. My beautiful assistant, To flash your eyes and toss your curls, And tell me that I’m brilliant, Be my Doctor Who girl.
Saturday afternoon – what excitement, what a rush, Between the end of Final Score and the start of Basil Brush. I loved the show, I loved the tune, I loved the scarf, I loved the hat, I loved the girls, I told myself One day I’d have a girl like that. Behind my sofa there’s a special place that we can hide; You’ll find my love is bigger on the inside than the outside.
Be my Doctor Who girl, We’ll make a real good team, I’ll do all the thinking, You’ll look good in shorts and scream. Give me someone to rescue, Get changed and give us all a twirl, Keep quiet and never argue, Be my Doctor Who girl.
Be my Doctor Who girl, Follow me a lot, Ask me heaps of questions, So I can explain the plot. Say you’ll stand beside me, Say you’ll help me save the world, Fall and twist your ankle, Be my Doctor Who girl.