Ma chere, Mademoiselle. It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now, we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair, as the dining room proudly presents... your dinner!
Be our guest, be our guest Put our service to the test Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie And we provide the rest
Soup du jour, hot hors d'oeuvres Why, we only live to serve Try the grey stuff, it's delicious Don't believe me? Ask the dishes
They can sing, they can dance After all, Miss, this is France And the dinner here is never second best
Go on, unfold your menu Take a glance and then you'll Be our guest Oui, our guest Be our guest
Beef ragout, cheese souffle Pie and pudding "en flambe"
We'll prepare and serve with flair A culinary cabaret
You're alone and you're scared But the banquet's all prepared No one's gloomy or complaining While the flatware's entertaining
We tell jokes, I do tricks With my fellow candlesticks
And it's all in perfect taste, that you can bet
Come on and lift your glass You've won your own free pass To be our guest