Theres this guy I know he callsHimself a band but he cant playHe only used his left hand to winkHe talks down to other bands coz hes kingOf his little happy scene. He doesnt careFor this melodic sell-out shit Im singing nowCoz its a happy puppy cocktail with a twistOf tangy lemon flavoured ice cold energy, he Doesnt drink, he cant even try itIts so tasty yeh its so sweet and when he drinks It he goes blind and deaf and he he feels so greatHe falls asleep and hes dreaming about naked MelaineYou gotta go and get yourself some tasty boozeCoz your looking a bit baldy and depressedGive the shop / inn keeper a fiver and ask for his finest brewHell give you six it tastes like piss but its the bestI like veggiesI dont drinkI like lo-fi crapCoz then theyll thinkThat I am coolIts brewed by Holland farmers in a Windmill by a dyke and the tulipsGrowing round the windmill add that frothy biteIts also made from clogs and other DutchThings I dont know but the most important Part is its warm glowing warming glowYeh its so cool one can will have you in a dazeWhen I was fishin down the pond I sawThis guy with funny teeth and he askedMe for a dime to buy some boozeI said that all I had was 47p and a salmonAnd a mackerel and some shoes
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