[Applejack] Those vampire bats will give you a fright Eating apples both day and night They rest for a minute, maybe three Then they're eating every apple in your apple tree They don't care about nada, not zilch, no, nothin' 'Cept bringin' about an orchard's destruction
[Fluttershy] Now wait just a minute, there's another side to this And if I did not defend them, then I would be remiss These bats are mamas and papas too They care for their young just like we ponies do
[Applejack] Oh, give me a break, you're bein' too kind These creatures have a one-track mind The orchard is not their restaurant But do they ever think what others may want? No! They don't! And that is just a fact These bats, they simply don't know how to act
[Fluttershy] That's where I have to disagree They're loyal to their family Spreading seeds both far and wide