Say Goodbye to the Holiday (A Hearth's Warming Tail)
Happy Hearth's Warming, they say in the street Happy Hearth's Warming, they think they're so sweet Words said so often that they lack any meaning Why should I join in when I could be intervening?
Everypony loves this cursed holiday But would they be better off with it out of the way? Well, okay
Say goodbye to the holiday With my magic, I'll erase it The greatest gift that I give today And everypony will have to face it
No more little games for you to play After you say goodbye to the holiday
Goodbye, Hearth's Warming, you had a good run Goodbye, Hearth's Warming, it's over, you're done Finally set free from your forced celebrations No need to reply to your trite invitations
Calendar shorter by a single day Is my magic up to the test? Time to see, I can't delay
Say goodbye to the holiday Prepare the spell, no hesitation All memory shall fade away See Equestria's new transformation
No more shall anypony say Happy Hearth's Warming... ..after today! After today...