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Hey Alistair, remember that time
That we fought the Archdemon and ended the Blight?
I'm sorry I forced you to bang that witch
But if I hadn't, you'd be dead in a ditch

I couldn't bear the thought of losing you
You're my knight in shining armor, you know that it's true

You're more than just a royal bastard to me
My favorite lamppost-licking Templar from the Chantry
Gave me a flower and professed your love
Said I was a gift from the Maker above

You ruled Ferelden and made me your bride
When you went to learn governance it filled me with pride

Played my male and had an epic bromance
But it got a little weird when you mentioned not wearing pants
You were pretty pissed when I conscripted Loghain
But I needed the achievement for a perfect game

I didn't mean to turn you into a drunk
If I could do it all over I'd just have us fist bump

Battling darkspawn with you by my side
I couldn't be happier as a Warden if I tried
Though it's a little creepy hitting on you with my mage
With all the speculation on your real age

I really hope that Anders is your half-bro
So I can stop feeling like such a giant pedo

Hey Alistair, remember that time
That we fought the Archdemon and ended the Blight?
You're more than just a royal bastard to me
My favorite lamppost-licking Templar from the Chantry

I couldn't bear the thought of losing you
You're my knight in shining armor, you know that it's true

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