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oh no, oh no, oh no, oh i know
oh, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh i know (x2)
i run shit in this house
like i was now or never
with no effort
i bet you i could change my name to Klaus
or something mildy Flemish
pick up a saudi chemist
from an Orange County dentist
ouch, i’m whistling, trading and eating
now poetry readings at AA meetings
i text you pictures of my keister
i’m serving some dead bodies from a Middle-Eastern skirmish
damn, i’m oh so scooty
a bro gropes boobies
have sex with Snow White
at the gym, on pedal bikes
replenishing electrolytes
your honor
i dip my junk in the fondue
told boring stories, show my blonde pubes
i’m from the church of Satan’s archdiocese
so i fart fire pits on her giant tits

oh no, oh no, oh no, oh i know
oh, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh i know

i’m a prick
on the ???? dialogues
and my day’s minutiae gets micro-blogged
eel doesn’t smell like ?? dog??
in gray Pumas
i look like Sideshow Bob
i urinate in what the cod-fish swims in
who was to think, i’m God’s gift to women
flirting (?) with about 30 asian chicks with herniated disks
eating turkey bacon bits

‘n___’
‘oh hey boo, how you been?’
‘oh, oh. i saw you at the Cannes Film Festival.’
‘nah that wasn’t me. you didn’t see me down there, nuh-uh baby.’
‘oh, yes.’
‘you talkin’ bout cannes? you a cunt.’
‘tell me about it.’
‘i saw you gettin’ jiggy as sunday with no pants on.’*
‘in highlind?’
‘mhmm’
‘hm, do tell. i bought those shoes also, for 30 euros, at the Champs-Élysées.’
‘nigga, please. these shoes? this cummerbund? oh step, hon.
oh and by the way, the pateé?’
‘the pate was fabulous.’
‘goose liva nigga’
‘yes’

get ‘em
oh, i know, you want my R&B hook
oh, i know, your brains are partially cooked
When this breaks this pillow under the gourmet kibble yer solar plexus be in this trouble hence the dribble?? it’s what’s beats forth?
my friendship like a health plan
i take all the multi-tiered how telegram
then the movie trailed
i hope they get pumped up

my script writing takes 3 road? understudies
i enjoy the convos of the water buffalo
hoes stop and hold I’m rocks sold through the double O’s
y’all niggas too think i’m a hot date
with a prop 8 slashed out on my ballot box
salad tossed into a chocolate cake cause i’m so cute
my hoes they look at me and their water break
babies pop out with one gold tooth

oh no, oh no, oh no, oh i know
oh, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh i know (x2)
i never never repeat it over and over and over again
i’m one of your pretentious friends
pretentious friends
pretentious friends (x2)

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