Got a racecar grin and a calculation And every gun for a secret agent Defunct that timebomb at the space station Hey, Secret Agent X-9, why don't you drop me a line? And say, would it cost you your job To say what was in that gold box? So why did they give you that job? And why can they give you that job? You'd think this guy was on a permanent vacation But no, he's not, he's a secret agent