He's 25, hanging out at the high school Everyone but the butt-rockers knows that aint cool Got a teen girlfriend and a little mustache He's got ol' AC/DC coming out of his dash He's got himself a black Trans Am Well they build 'em much smaller over there in Japan Beep, beep, beep on Monday Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep on Tuesday Too many fiestas for Reuben Yeah he got drunk and he went cruising That boy is shot Two gallons of tequila is what he got ... Beep, beep, beep on Wednesday Beep, beep, beep on Thursday Beep, beep, beep on Friday Saturday and Sunday are his days off