I have many lady friends Yes I loves them dear There are lots of reasons why I likes to keeps them near
There are many things they do I could sit and name a few But my favourite thing of all Is when they makes me food
I get home in the wee small hours Feel a little bent My friend Cat she whips me up the meanest thing for midnight snack (If you know what I mean)
Then there's Manos with her fondness For the finest taste When she goes and makes a meal, lordy lord does it taste great (Oh yes she does)
I don't care for no fancy restaurant Cos I know when I gets home I can eat anything that I want Give me that old-fashioned home style cooking as you do for me When the world it gets me down You know you please me when you feeds me Yeah you really do please me
Katy Kay, what can I say? (hot) She comes over every day and cooks She tastes as good as she looks
Meags can act so mean and tough (know what you mean) But when she cooks, yeah that's enough to show She cares Oh yeah she really does care
I smell something round the block It's Lis and Eartha, so I rock Around to theirs (I rock around to theirs)
I don't care for no fancy restaurant Cos I know when I gets home I can eat anything that I want Give me that old-fashioned home style cooking as you do for me When the world it gets me down You know you please me when you feeds me Oh yeah you really do please me
My friend Esther, she's the bomb Her cooking tastes better than anyone's Mum's It tastes like her (Oh yeah it really does)
Steam it, stew it, bake it, fry Wrap it in pastry, call it a pie Something savoury, something sweet I'll eat anything you cooks for me.