Say man, what is that funlky smell, and that brown thing coming out of that dog's tail? Smells worse than the US senate The guy in front of me, he just stepped in it Well it's dog shit here, dog shit there God dang dog shit everywhere Got the Amsterdam dog shit blues Man oh man I say PPPPPeeeee UUUUUUuuuu Little bitty dogs, great big dogs Fill up the streets with their do-do logs Got the Amsterdam dog shit blues Man oh man you better check your shoes Don't wanna smoke it, don't wanna roll it Why don't you get them doggies some little doggy toilets? Got the Amsterdam dog shit blues Man oh man, say PPPPeeeee UUUUUUUuuu!! All this funk's got my head in quite a swirl Amsterdam is the dog shit capital of the world Gonna grab them mutts and throw them in the canal So I won't have to smell their stinky bowel... movements, that is What am I gonna do? I got the low down dirty stinky rotten poo-poo ca-ca Big giant terdola This St. Bernard about the size of a pony man let this giant terd on the street It was so biiiiiiiiiigggg, you know how big it was? It had little terds orbiting around it Well, I got the Amsterdam dog shit blues