The Serenade to Stephen Fry | An Open Letter To Stephen Fry
Your heart is promised to a man So I have no hope to win it But consider my proposal, Sir, if you can find a minute I think that the future of our species will be better with you in it I know you have your problems And maybe I have mine But you should leave someone to carry on When you have turned to dust Plant your genome in an infant, Sir I think it’s only just And you would need someone to bear this child A woman you can trust I’ll put my body on the line
Oh, Stephen Fry I see no reason why You wouldn’t want someday maybe Let me have your baby You would be amazed what science does these days So think it over and send along your seed.
I am ideal for this position which I hope you will no doubt I’ve got those child bearing hips you always hear so much about I have permission from my boyfriend and he’d like to help you out I know it isn’t much but it’s what I have to give and I don’t drink and I don’t smoke And I eat all my leafy greens I’ll try to go to bed much earlier I’ll get all my vaccines And I’ll put headphones on my belly And I’ll cut back on caffeine I’ll hang an iPad in the crib
Oh, Stephen Fry I see no reason why You wouldn’t want someday maybe Let me have your baby And I’m in my prime So you’ve got loads of time So when you’re ready Send along your seed
You deserve to reproduce I was built to procreate I hope my womb can be of use So think it over I can wait
And one day if you’re sure of it Then I can be your surrogate Please
Oh, Stephen Fry I hope you’ll tell me why You wouldn’t want someday maybe Let me have your baby I adore you dear I come before you here To be the only woman you will ever need And my fertility is nearly guaranteed Cause I have all the tools that you require to breed~~~
So send along your seed
You would be amazed what science does these days So think it over and send along your seed.
Would be amazed what science does these days So think it over and send along your seed.