My computer broke down today I'm going to throw my old friend away Cos the hard disk crashed when the write head parked In a quite calamitous way
And I won't get the data back And I haven't backed anything up I've lost a hundred gigs of memories This whole thing's so fucked up
All my emails to the girlfriend Who later disappeared The videos of sex with her I still watch to get off Goodbye my old friend
My Photoshop experiments With dogs with human heads My huge harem of pregnant redheads Lying with open legs The endless masturbation fodder The Instant Messenger chats So goodbye friends
My computer broke down today It's a personal tragedy There's nothing much left of a human being Without his memory
It's like I'll never have a life again It's like I'll wander on an endless plain Like my brain and face have been erased And my life has been in vain
All the books that I was writing All the albums half-composed My photographs of holidays I'll never take again The cracked software from Piratebay Before the pigs cracked down
My fuckbuddy list no longer exists So goodbye friends