Marion: The law says today that I can't be with you. Lollipop: But tomorrow we can do whatever we want to do. Marion: I can love you. Lollipop: Oh yes. Marion: And you can love me... Both: Thanks to 'the Sexual Offences Act' (2003)... Lollipop: One day you're a paedo... Marion: And you're my jailbait... Lollipop: Next day you're my sweetheart... Marion: And its suddenly legal to mate... Both: Oh what a difference a day makes!... Both: Just to way until the dawn breaks... Marion: Right now you can't handle the love of a man... Lollipop: But from tomorrow you can give it me as hard as you can... Both: What a difference a day makes. Marion: One day I'm a pervert. Lollipop: And I've still got my virginity. Both: But in less than 15 hours, it's a legal technicality... Lollipop (Spoken): Actually, I'm not a virgin... Both: What a difference a day makes... Both: Then we can legally fornicate. Both: I'd never believe in breaking the law today... Both: But tomorrow it's my right to do you every which way!! Both: What a difference a day makes... Lollipop (Spoken): Let's elope together. I could be your fiancé. Marion (Spoken): Maybe not.... Both: What a difference a day makes...
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