Mongrels - The I'm A Song | Текст песни

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• Mongrels
• The I'm A Song

Vince: From Millwall to the Aberdour, there's one thing plain to see.
In this entire barren is no bastard bad as me.

Vince: I guess it ain't a huge surprise that I have got no friends.
Nelson: Well it was you that had your stag do ethnically cleansed.

Vince: Oh, when I was a little cub, my grandma said to me:
Grandma: Please son, put the gun down! You can have all my money.

Vince: Silly cad, she kept her savings underneath the bed!
So I nicked her f***ing pension book and shot her in the head.

Chorus: He robbed me. Knifed me. Shot me. He poured acid down my front!
He managed to castrate me even though the knife was blunt.
He took me to Oxford and abused me in a punt.
I think that we all agree his is a massive--
Nelson: Um-diddle um-diddle um-diddle aye, um-diddle um-diddle umm.
Um-diddle um-diddle um-diddle aye, um-diddle um-diddle umm.

Vince: You gotta give me credit, though, for keeping our streets clean.
I'm on the Atkins diet, so I'm eating tramps and queens.
Nelson: Why don't you join the BNP, I think you'll fit in fine.
Vince: You must be f***ing joking. I know where to draw the line!

Chorus: He robbed me. Knifed me. Shot me. He poured acid down my front!
He managed to castrate me even though the knife was blunt.
He took me to Oxford and abused me in a punt.
I think that we all agree his is a massive--
Nelson: Ah-diddle um-diddle um-diddle aye, um-diddle um-diddle umm.

Vince: Remember when we first met on that night out in the park?
Penny: You were so romantic I just felt an instant spark.
Vince: If I'm being honest, that spark was a taser gun.
I knocked you unconscious, then I had my bit of fun!

Chorus: He robbed me. Knifed me. Shot me. He poured acid down my front! (Hey!)
He managed to castrate me even though the knife was blunt. (Woohoo!)
He took me to Oxford and abused me in a punt. (Hey!)
I think that we all agree his is a massive-- (Ohhhhhh!)

Chorus: He robbed me. Knifed me. Shot me. He poured acid down my front! (Woohoo!)
He managed to castrate me even though the knife was blunt. (Yahoo!)
Nelson: He anally invaded me as a publicity stunt!
All: I think that we all agree his is a massive c*************t!

Vince: (I'm a c***.)