If there's one thing I know Thanks to Gok Wan's TV show It's that ugly women are attractive They're just as good as me Though lacking genetically With a thyroid gland that's clearly overactive
Ugly women are beautiful too They're always sweet and trusting Even though they look disgusting
Ugly women are beautiful too Don't mean no disrespect When I say you look like Shrek
Ugly women are... Beautiful too...
Forget exfoliation That won't hide your deformation, girl The only way to shoot you is with a whaling gun! But who cares who's the fattest? 'Cos it's what's inside that matters And whatever the hell that is, girl You must have bleeding tons!
Ugly women are beautiful too I'm sexy, cute and savvy You're why cousins shouldn't marry Ugly women are beautiful too I look like Cheryl Cole You're an ad for birth control
Ugly women are... Beautiful too Ugly, big, fat women... Just like you!