You're looking for the one who fucked your mom It's not me It's not me You're looking for the one who made you cry That's not me It's not me If you wanna stuff your garbage in that hole Oh, baby I'm your man of the hour You think the world's got the evil eye on you That's not true That's not true The only one I see causing major pain Is just you It's just you If you wanna spank your demons and make 'em pay Then baby I'm your man of the hour Some people go to bed with Lucifer Then they cry when they don't greet the day with God I know life's a bummer baby But that's got precious little to do with me You think you've found the one most like yourself And that's me Yeah that's me You're sure we've known each other all our lives That could be That could be If you wanna spank your demons and make 'em pay Then baby I'm your man of the hour Some people go to bed with Lucifer Then they cry, cry, cry when they don't greet the day with God I know life's a bummer baby But that's got precious little to do with me I know life's a bummer baby But that's got nothing at all To do with me I needed a small vacation So they put me on a train They called it rehabilitation Oh, but here I am again It's against my second nature Not to to chase you down that hole I need a fistful of medication Just to keep it in my pants Ain't nothing like it You're looking for the one who fucked your mom It's not me It's not me You're looking for the one who made you cry It's not me That's not me If you wanna spank your demons and make 'em pay Then baby I'm your man of the hour Some people go to bed with Lucifer Then they cry, cry, cry when they don't greet the day with God I know life's a bummer baby But that's got precious little to do with me I know life's a bummer baby But that's got damn nothing at all To do with me