Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam That's not got much spam in it
Wife: I don't want any spam!
Customer: Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?
Wife: That's got spam in it!
Customer: Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?
(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...)
Wife: Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?
Waitress: Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!
Wife: What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like spam!
(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Waitress (to choir): Shut up!
(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Waitress: Shut Up! Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Customer: Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it, I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam, and spam!