Last call for Liverpool, just grab a cab, don't miss your flight Why not dial 351, and ask for Mighty Mighty Dan? Alright
Fasten your safety belts, the best trip you'll ever have Be left in no doubt you'll get the feeling things are not going to be alright
Things are not gonna be alright (x4)
Sunny in, sunny out He rules the roost, he's the one in charge Why Mighty Dan? Why is your crown made of bitter lies?
You may be thinking that he's only kidding joking but this is not a test He can just throw you out when he's got the chance alright
The plan is simple and clear, the longest route from A to B You'll be sorry when you see you have to pay an extra fee Alright Money, money, money, money Oh no Money, money, money, money Alright Money, money, money, money You have to pay, you have to pay-pay-pay
You're so in, I'm so out I don't deserve your grace, please be my guide In the darkness help me to find my way Or say the word and I'll just go away
And though he only knows what's playing on his radio He's always pleased to give to you his artistic point of view Alright. Oh no (x2)
You're so big and I'm so small Just sit and watch your kingdom fall You may feel so terribly bad To do me very best I’ve tried, I’ve tried