Head in the clouds and a mouthful of pie head in a blouse everybody loves him I see why
Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave oh Dagenham Dave Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave oh Dagenham Dave
"I love Karen, I love Sharon" on the windowscreen with never the need to fight or to question a single thing
Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave oh Dagenham Dave Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave oh Dagenham Dave Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave oh Dagenham Dave Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave Dagenham Dave
He'd love to touch, he's afraid that he might self-combust I could say more but you get the general idea
Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave Dagenham, Dagenham Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave Dagenham, Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave oh Dave, oh Dagenham, Dagenham Dagenham Dave Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave oh Dave, oh Dave, oh Dave, oh Dave