Sir leads the troops Jealous of youth Same old suit since 1962
He does the military two-step Down the nape of my neck
I wanna go home I don't wanna stay Give up education As a bad mistake
Mid-week on the playing fields Sir thwacks you on the knees
Knees you in the groin Elbow in the face Bruises bigger than dinner plates
I wanna go home I don't wanna stay
Da-da-da ...
Belligerent ghouls Run Manchester schools
Spineless bastards all ...
Sir leads the troops Jealous of youth Same old jokes since 1902
He does the military two-step Down the nape of my neck
I wanna go home I don't want to stay Give up life As a bad mistake
Please excuse me from gym I've got this terrible cold coming on He grabs and devours He kicks me in the showers Kicks me in the showers And he grabs and devours