I'm nice right now, I, I feel good If you have a drink, would you please put it in the air)
That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked Drink my beer and smoke my weed But my good friends is all I need Pass out at three, wake up at 10 Go out to eat, then do it again, man I love college..
I wanna go to college for the rest of my life Sip banker's club, and drink Miller Lite On Thursty Thursday and Tuesday Night Ice And I can get pizza a dollar a slice So fill up my cup Lets get fucked up (lets get fucked UP!) I'm next on the table, Who want what? (What?!) I am champion, at beer pong, Allen iverson hakeem olajuwon Don't even bounce, not in my house Better hope you make it otherwise you naked Time isnt wasted when youre getting wasted Woke up today and all I could say is, um
That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked Drink my beer and smoke my weed But my good friends is all I need Pass out at three wake up at 10 Go out to eat, then do it again Man I love college (hey!) And I love drinking And I love women Man I love college
I cant tell you what I learned from school, But (nah) I could tell you a story or two, um Yeah of course I learned some rules Like dont pass out with your shoes on (get the sharpie!) And dont leave the house til the booze gone And dont have sex if shes too gone When it comes to condoms, put two on (trust me) And tomorrow night, find a new joint Hold the beer bong, nothing wrong with some fun Even if we did get a little bit too drunk Time isnt wasted when youre getting wasted Woke up today and all I can say is
That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked Drink my beer and smoke my weed But my good friends is all I need Pass out at three wake up at 10 Go out to eat, then do it again Man I love college And I love drinking And I love women I love college
Now, if everyboyd would please put their drink As high as they can, as high as they can And repeat after me:
Chug chug chug chug chug chug chug Freshman freshman freshman freshman Do somethin crazy! Do somethin crazy! Do somethin crazy! Do somethin crazy! Keg stand Keg stand Keg stand Keg stand
That party last night (Man I love college, love it, I love it!) THat party last night
Alright everybody, I gotta head back to class for a little bit
That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it (you konw its going down) I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked Drink my beer and smoke my weed (youre all invited) But my good friends is all I need (bring your friends) Pass out at three wake up at 10 Go out to eat, then do it again Man I love college
I love college, do I really have to graduate or can I just stay here for the rest of my life?